Monday’s A Bitch: Celebrity Puppetry

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1. If you had to marry an ugly actor/actress, who would you choose?
Mike Myers or Christopher Walken

2. If you were a pimp, what three celebrities would you want as your ho’s? (Male or female)
Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Tom Cruise

3. What two celebrities would you like to see in a death match? Oprah and Dr. Phil

4. If you could cast any two celebrities in a porn movie, who would you choose? (Bonus points if you can come up with a good movie spoof title!) “Take This Job and Shove It” starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

5. What actor or actress (or other non-musical celebrity) would you like to see record a solo album? Mike Myers

Monday’s A Bitch: Bedtime

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1. What time do you usually go to bed on weekdays? 11:00pm

2. Has anyone ever told you about bad habits you have during sleep? (Snoring, talking, kicking etc?)
I have been told that I talk in my sleep and that I toss and turn a lot. I am sure that I snore also and I sleep with my mouth slightly open.

3. Do you prefer your sleeping environment to be warm and snug, or cool and crisp?
I like my blankets to be warm and snug but for the air outside my blankets to be a little cooler.

4. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
“Where The Wild Things Are” by Maurice Sendak

5. Is there anything unusual that you often do while in bed? (Unusual meaning something other than sleeping, reading, naughty fun etc.) Nothing that I can think of.

Monday’s a Bitch: Monster Mash

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1. Have you ever fallen victim to a Halloween prank(ie.smashed pumpkins,egged house)?
I have had the pumpkins on my front porch smashed before but I don’t think it was out of spite. I have TP’d (toliet papered) someones house before and done a few other Halloween pranks.

2. Do you lean more towards homemade costumes,or store bought?
As a child mom usually made our costumes but as we got older it was easier to buy them. For my own children it always depended on what they wanted to be that year.

3. Have you read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein? If so,did you enjoy it?
Yes, I have read it. I enjoyed it. And I think I need to read it again…it has been awhile.

4. How long do you think you would last in a horror movie?
The director would probably kill me off in the first scene or two LOL.

5. If you were to be bitten,would you rather be turned into a vampire or a werewolf?
I think I would rather be a vampire because werewolves have too much hair.

Monday’s A Bitch: Name Game

Monday’s A Bitch: The Name Game (On Crack) V 2.0
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1. You are the founder of a new scientific lab for medical research. What do you name it?
The name of my new scientific lab would be Pi-Haz…a combination of my maiden name and my current last name.

2. You begin a sexual affair with one of your co-workers. What do you name their genitals?
I would not have an affair with a co-worker…that is just too gross. BUT IF I did I would name it George.

3. The unfortunate result of this affair is that you discover a new disease on your lab partner’s genitals. What are the symptoms and what do you call it? The Pink Haze.

4. The disease turns into an epidemic that almost wipes out the population of your city. What do you call this sad day to commemorate it? The Pink Haze Craze.

5. After efforts to control the disease are unsuccessful, the human race is forced to relocate to a new planet. As the founder of the lab which was responsible for discovering the disease that destroyed humanity, the task of naming this planet falls to you. What do you name it? I would name it Beyond…as in Beyond Earth.

Monday’s A Bitch: Time For Fall

Monday’s A Bitch: Fall Time
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1. Have you ever fallen for someone who turned out to be nothing like they seemed? Yes, he had the Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde attitude. What he showed the public was nothing like the person he was behind the scenes.

2. When was the last time you had an embarrassing fall? And did you injure yourself? Early this summer I stumbled while getting into my car and bumped my head on the car door. There were a few people in the parking lot that seen me do it. I am sure they laughed.

3. Do you enjoy the music of Fall Out Boy? I like a few of their songs.

4. For you, what is the best part of the fall season? I like watching the trees change colors, the briskness in the air and pumpkin pie!

5. Have you ever had a falling out with someone over something that was completely insignificant? If so,what was it over? A co-worker and I got into an argument once because she refused to do what was asked of her. It was something minor and I can’t remember what it was now but it resulted in a lot of tension in the office.

Monday’s A Bitch: Once Upon A Time

Monday’s A Bitch: Back In The Day
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1. When was the last time you went to a playground and swung on the swings? Many years ago…with my children.
2. What is the first TV show you remember watching as a child? Bozo The Clown, Leave It To Beaver
3. What’s your favorite board game? Monopoly
4. How old were you when you started school? Five years old
5. If you could have given any one piece of advice to yourself when you were a child, what would it be?
Don’t act like such an idiot and listen to your elders.

Monday’s a Bitch (late post): Random Joy

Monday’s a Bitch: Random Joy
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1. What color is your shower curtain? Clear with pictures of frogs on it.

2. When swimming, if you really need to pee, how likely are you to just go where you are?
99.99% I would go pee in the water.

3. Have you ever tampered with someone’s food? No.

4. Which of your friends would you consider to be the most stylish? Nancy

5. When was the last time you were on a plane? Two years or so ago.

Monday’s A Bitch: Fantasy

Monday’s A Bitch: It’s just a sweet sweet fantasy baby
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1. How much do you enjoy the fantasy genre compared to other genres of entertainment? I prefer it over other genres of entertainment. I like to escape the “real world”
2. If you were to be magically sucked into a fantasy world, what character would you like to play? (This can mean a specific character from a series of your choice, or a type of character such as the hero, villain, a mythical beast etc.) I would like to be some sort of elf that is a healing type. I like to be the healer in MMORPG’s
3. Have you read any of Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” series? If so, what do you think of it? Not yet.
4. Have you ever participated in any Fantasy Sports? Yes, on Yahoo…football and baseball.
5. What’s your favorite sexual fantasy? I have a few but I am not brave enough to share them in my blog

Monday’s A Bitch: Summer Nights

Monday’s A Bitch: Those Summer Nights
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1. What song will always remind you of this past summer? “Summer Time Blues” by Alan Jackson

2. If you had unlimited cash where would you like to get away to spend your summer and what sort of things would you do there? I would love to go to Ireland and visit the country side and see where my family is from.

3. If you were stuck on a beach for the summer, how many days would it take you to get sick of swimming,what materials would you use to construct a crude shelter and what random celebrity would you want to randomly show up there and remain topless for your viewing pleasure? I would probably tire of swimming after a week or so. But it would be good exercise. I would use whatever materials are handy to construct a crude shelter. Hopefully there will be palm trees around so I can use their leaves/branches. It would be cool if Vin Diesel showed up and ran around the beach with no shirt on!

4.Did you suffer any heat stroke or sunburns this summer? No.

5.Are you looking forward to anything in the fall? Not Really.

Monday’s A Bitch: Illness

Monday’s A Bitch: Feeling Under the Weather
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1. When was the last time you were sick? Last week I had a small cold…runny nose, stuffy head and sore throat.
2. Do you make an effort to try to avoid germs in places like public washrooms? Yes and if I do use a public restroom I won’t sit on the toilet seat.
3. What’s the longest time you’ve been away from work/school due to illness? One week.
4. What’s your favorite comfort food for when you’re not feeling well? Chicken Noodle Soup
5. Are there any foods that you can’t eat anymore, due to past experience with food poisoning? Not really.